And, now, for something totally different….
HELLO, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS! IT’S TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY ASTROLOGY REPORT, SPONSORED IN PART BY HARPER SUNKWORKS! Dust off your hangover and listen up, you salty bastards!
Venus is now partying it up in Sagittarius but having a little spat with Neptune who is staggering home on the walk of shame to Pices on 10/25. Some huge disappointment for some of you for your love life and financial status. I suppose if you didn’t blow your whole paycheck on that mail order bride scam a few months ago, you’d be taking that vacation your friends wanted you to go on and find a real person.
Venus sexting Jupiter on 10/26, which means there will be hope for your sorry ass. Now that you’ve gotten the cold hard reality check, it’s time to move forward and start recovering from your poor life choices. I would, however, stay off of the…
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